Fat Overweight Obese 400lb Man Tries to Kidnap Boy

Okay, if you are going to try to kidnap someone, shouldn't you make sure that you have enough stamina to carry them off more than a few steps? 

California's Victor Espinoza obviously didn't know that when he tried to kidnap a 10 year old boy walking to soccer practice. The kid was strolling along with his cousin when he says that this big 425 pound man approached him and picked him up, sniffing him (gross).  The little boy was able to escape his grasp and run to his coach.  Espinoza was later found hiding in the backyard of a neighbor.

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